Falafel eaters terrorists?

FBI Hoped to Follow Falafel Trail to Iranian Terrorists Here

That’s right, the Feds have been data mining customer data on falafel eaters hoping to find terrorists. The article goes on but there’s really no point in reading it other than to chuckle and/or cringe at how grossly unprepared to fight terrorism on U.S. soil. And if racial profiling is our only weapon, then we really are in trouble.

For the record, falafels are often enjoyed by non-Iranians, like other Western Asians and Mediterraneans and myself. In fact, I’m going to have one for dinner tonight. I hope they don’t catch me!